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Showing posts with label Santa Claus. Show all posts
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Monday, December 23, 2013

What They Think of Us: Christmas Themed Horror Films


Below is an alphabetical list of some, but not all, of the Christmas themed horror films.  Most of these films are either set at Christmas time or feature a homicidal maniac dressed as Santa Claus.  In a few cases, the homicidal killer IS Santa Claus.  The list is by no means exhaustive.

Santa Claus is not actually a Christian religious symbol even though many people think that he is.  He is, of course, based very loosely on Nicholas of Myra, a very generous 4th century bishop in Turkey.  Santa Claus is an increasingly secularized generic symbol of cheer, goodwill, and sharing with others.

These films demonstrate more than anything else a disrespect for the Christmas holiday.  Some express outright contempt.  Depending on the exact nature of their content, some of them may be blasphemous.

Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009)
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (2006)
Bloody Christmas (2012)
A Cadaver Christmas (2011)
Child’s Play (1988)
Christmas Evil (1980)
Christmas Nightmare (2001)
The Christmas Season Massacre (2001)
Christmas Slay (2014)
A Christmas Tale (2010)
Christmas With the Dead (2012)
The City of Lost Children (1995)
Day of the Beast (1995)
Deadly Little Christmas (2009)
Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
Elves (1980)
Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)
Gremlins (1984)
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)
Jack Frost (1997)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Night Train Murders (1975)
One Hell of a Christmas (2002)
Ornaments (2008)
Psycho Santa (2003)
Rare Exports (2010)
Saint (2010)
Saint Nick (2011)
Santa Claus (1959)
Santa Claus and Merlin Battle Satan (1959)
Santa Claws (1996)
Santa’s Slay (2005)
Silent Night (2012)
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1974)
Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming (2013)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy maker (1991)
Silent Night of the Living Dead (in development)
Silent Night, Zombie Night (2009)
Tales From the Crypt (1972)
To All a Good Night (1980)
Two Front Teeth (2006)
Wind Chill (2007)

Three really oddball films:
Bad Santa (2003) This (and its unrated version, Badder Santa) sounds like a horror film but is actually a highly vulgar comedy.
Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas (2010) A drug comedy.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) A children’s film featuring the first film appearance of the legendarily bad actress, Pia Zadora.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Tree and the Hill

In our restroom at work we have a dry-erase communication board on which someone drew a picture of a several wrapped presents under a Christmas tree. The multicolored drawing is actually quite good, not just "cute."

Adequate, but not great, artist that I am, I added behind the tree a hill topped with three wooden crosses. My addition lasted for several days before someone erased it, leaving the tree and presents. I'm sure they were offended; the gospel is offensive to the world.

Non-Christians (and many Christians) love Santa, the brightly decorated trees, the elves, the mistletoe, the sleigh, happy snowmen, and the spiked egg nog, especially the spiked egg nog. They have no idea what Christmas is about. Christmas was/is the preparation for Easter. From the Beginning of the World, Jesus was coming to die so that we might live. The Gospel, the "good message" or the "true message," is not that Jesus was born in Bethlehem but that He was murdered and rose from death, defeating death for us.