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How many Hebrew prophets does it take to change a light bulb?
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Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Another light Bulb Joke: Fatalists
How many fatalists does it take to change a light bulb?
What's the point? What difference does it make?
What's the point? What difference does it make?
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Another Light Bulb Joke: Thanalogists
How many Thanatologists does it take to change a light bulb?
They would not change it because thanatologists prefer dead bulbs.
They would not change it because thanatologists prefer dead bulbs.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Another Light Bulb Joke: Scientologists
How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A pre-clear and an auditor need at least six auditing sessions.
A pre-clear and an auditor need at least six auditing sessions.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Lightbulb Joke
“How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, But she’ll need six weeks preparation and will get
upset if you don’t spell her name correctly in the bulletin.”
From the Big Book of
Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many youth pastors does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They usually don't stay long enough for the light to burn out.
No one knows. They usually don't stay long enough for the light to burn out.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes seventeen million years.
Only one, but it takes seventeen million years.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Goths embrace the darkness.
None. Goths embrace the darkness.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Hare Krishnas does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb and nine to dance and chant in praise.
One to screw in the bulb and nine to dance and chant in praise.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but before they change it, thirty must discuss it and three may sue.
Only one, but before they change it, thirty must discuss it and three may sue.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
We make no statement about how to do it or about how many agents would be necessary to effectuate the action, nor do we object if someone else does it.
We make no statement about how to do it or about how many agents would be necessary to effectuate the action, nor do we object if someone else does it.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
We are open hearted; the light bulb is OK just as it is.
We are open hearted; the light bulb is OK just as it is.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many progressive clergymen does it take to change a light bulb?
None! It is cruel to expect a light bulb to change! We need to ban these insensitive light bulb jokes!
None! It is cruel to expect a light bulb to change! We need to ban these insensitive light bulb jokes!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Light Bulb Joke: Agnostics
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
Do light bulbs really exist?
Do light bulbs really exist?
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Christian Identity members does it take to change a light bulb?
Why do you want to know? Are you a Fed?
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they do it whenever they decide to.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Another light bulb joke
How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like to work in the dark.
None, they like to work in the dark.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Another light bulb joke
How many Nazi's does it take to change a light bulb?
Vun. He vill change it und he vill like it!
Vun. He vill change it und he vill like it!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Another Light Bulb Joke
How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. My son, the schmendrick, never comes to see me anyway.
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