Broke

 I stay broke more often than the Ten Commandments.

Playing on the Porch

“A pastor was walking down the street one day when he noticed a small boy across the street struggling to ring a doorbell.

After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the pastor walked across the street and placed his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder before leaning over to give the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the pastor smiled benevolently and asked, “And now what, my little man?”  To which the boy replied, “Now we run!”

“From The Big Book of Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.”

Gladly the Bear

“A child came home from Sunday school and told his mother that they sang a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.  It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really ‘Gladly the Cross I’d Bear.’”

From the Big Book of Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.

Held For Ransom

“A young couple was visiting a church for the first time.  As the preacher’s sermon dragged on, their little girl became restless.  Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”

“From The Big Book of Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.”