I don't know if any of these are real or not. They are from those sheets we've all seen, passed around by hand from one person to the next. A sentence says, "These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services."
1. MIss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."
2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
3. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
4. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
5. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Church Bulletin and Pulpit Announcements, Part 2
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
ReplyDeleteLow Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
Pastor's sermon series "How to get out of debt" is on sale in the church bookstore.
Remember to review "Why the law was done away with" in our new bylaws.