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Friday, April 8, 2011

What They Think of Us: Jesus Pee

The Urban Dictionary collects and explains current American street slang and phrases.  If you want to know the meaning of "phat" (1), or "fubu" (2),  or "lol" (3), or "body count" (4),  or  "rad" (5), this is the place.  All the phrases and words, silly or serious, loving or hateful, innocuous or vile; they are all here.  This is a good place to check on what they think of us.

If you are easily offended, stop reading this post now.  If you want to know how they really feel, read on.

Check out the phrase "Jesus Pee ."  Pee is a slang word for urine.  Mountain Dew is a carbonated yellow soft drink.  The idea is that the flavor of the soft drink is as good as Jesus, or at least His urine.

There are many (over one hundred) "Jesus" phrases. A few of the more offensive are Jesus Only (A rating for a video game so violent that only Jesus could survive playing it); a Jesus Poop (a bowel movement so difficult that it feels really good after it is over);  Jesus Rape (when a fundamentalist tries to push his religion on you even after you say no), and perhaps the most offensive of all, Jesus on a Stick! (an exclamation of disgust mocking Jesus on the Cross).

They really do hate us.
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The words in the second sentence mean:
(1) Pretty hot and tempting
(2) For us, by us
(3) Laughing out loud
(4) How many people you have had sex with; the number of murders in a horror film; how many "dead presidents" (paper money bills) you have in your pocket
(5) radical, high praise, awe

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