I Want to Be a Minister When I Grow Up

"After church one Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, 'Mom, I think I'll be a minister when I grow up'

'That's great, but what made you decide that?'

'Well,' said the little boy, 'I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and listen."

“From The Big Book of Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.”