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Showing posts with label Light bulb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Light bulb. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
There is no light bulb.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he brings his lawyer brother with him.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just break the thing!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many Universal Life Church members does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Ordination and a light bulb changing instruction booklet are available for only $19.99.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many Quakers does it take to change a light bulb?
No light bulb is needed, we all have an inner light.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many Saucerians does it take to change a light bulb?
I won't be needing to change a light bulb when I leave this little rock.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Another light bulb joke
How many Whirling Dervishes does it take to change a light bulb?
One. If his aim is good, he just has to push straight up.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Light bulbs again.
How many Calvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. God, and God alone, decides when, and if, the light bulb changes.
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