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Showing posts with label minister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label minister. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Caught in Sin


"A minister was pulled over for speeding. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him, 'Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.'
The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, 'Go thou and sin no more,'" 

“From The Big Book of Church Jokes, published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.”

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Kindling

"Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn well."
Charles Hadden Spurgeon (1844-1892) English Calvinist Baptist preacher and writer.