What They Think of Us: Woody Allen About God

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil.  But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."  Woody Allen

Atheism

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."  Woody Allen

Reality is an Illusion?

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." Woody Allen

Woody Allen on Trees

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."   Woody Allen