I don't know if any of these are real or not. They are from those sheets we've all seen, passed around by hand from one person to the next. A sentence says, "These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services."
1. The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
2. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
3. Ladies, don't forget the jumble sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick in our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
5. Don't let worry kil you off - let the Church help.
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