I don't know if any of these are real or not. They are from those sheets we've all seen, passed around by hand from one person to the next. A sentence says, "These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services."
1. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
2. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
3. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceed will be used to cripple children.
4. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
5. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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