I don't know if any of these are real or not. They are from those sheets we've all seen, passed around by hand from one person to the next. A sentence says, "These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services."
1. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
2. Year 8 pupils will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 4 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
3. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
4. THe Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
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